How to catch a white girl

How to catch a white girl

After much deliberation, kidnappers have made a collective list of the necessities for successfully catching a white girl.

Possible additions:

  • SmartWater
  • Seasons 1-5 of “The Simple Life
  • Marc Jacobs watch + accessory
  • A well-behaved and potty trained puppy
  • A well-behaved and potty trained man