I’ve spent the last 8 years of my life fangirling Zefron very seriously (like, a full-time job seriously), always boasting of how straight-laced and “not like everyone else” he is (was). Reports released earlier this week say that Efron was recently released from rehab and is “happy, healthy, and not drinking.” This comment would clearly [...]
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Things I Want To Be: Harry Styles Edition
I saw the OneDirection Movie yesterday. This post needs no further explanation. Alas, here are things I would really like to be right now, raising my chances of being close to Harry Styles to all new heights. 1. I would really like to be the special little fuzz inside your coat pocket. 2. I want [...]
Katy Perry’s ‘Dark Horse’ Is Perfect
You and I both know it; Katy Perry is a train of musical bliss. With her upcoming album Prism releasing in late October, KP is granting us with yet another awesome hit to get you moving in the club. “Dark Horse” will surprise you at first, with a new and unfamiliar sound than what you normally associate [...]
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire IS COMING SO QUICKLY!!
Perhaps, in some alternate universe of complete confusion/darkness/insanity, you missed the cinematic wonder that is/was/will always be The Hunger Games. I want to take this time to publicly scold you and tell you that what you did was NOT okay, at all. See- EVERYONE IS UPSET. Although I didn’t act like it just then, there [...]
The Couple That Made Me Cry While Singing “Toxic”
Apparently, with age comes great tears. As I’ve gotten older, I have tearful proof that my heart has become a mushy ball of sappy feelings, crying at any chance my little heart can find. Although talent and singing competitions annoyingly saturate the primetime slots on every known channel, The X Factor’s season premiere made me [...]
Update: Miley, Twerk, Job Hunt, TOMS, Bieber’s Instagram
Confession: It has been far too long since I have crafted a video. I woke up this morning, knowing full well that it was time to do so today. In short, it’s time you knew that: I ate too much bread in Europe. “Twerk” was added to the dictionary, with full definition of how to [...]
Meanwhile, While Miley Can’t Stop…
Didn’t think any positives could come from Miley twerking herself straight into the wilderness? Think again, because I could almost die of laughter after this incredibly cute/annoying/confusingly-well-made parody, by “MattyB Raps.” You must know, this is 1000% serious. Please, comment below with your favorite line or part from this rendition. My personal favorite? “It’s our [...]
Ashton Kutcher – Actor And Motivational Speaker?
Also at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards, Ashton Kutcher (actually, Chris Kutcher) killed it with a graduation-style acceptance speech so inspiring, it will surely heighten his demand to be every universities’ next keynote speaker. I’m a little in love, and I hope I’m not being punk’d.
Lea Michelle’s Heartbreaking Tribute To Cory Monteith
On Sunday night, Glee star Lea Michelle was honored with an award at the Teen Choice Awards, where she was expected not to attend. Lea has steered clear of public interaction since the passing of her longtime boyfriend and costar Cory Monteith to a drug overdose on July 13th. Lea dedicates her award to Cory [...]
Katy Perry Is Back!
It’s hard to believe it’s been 3 years since the release of the insanely popular Teenage Dream, but Katy Perry is comin’ in hot with the release of her new single, “Roar” for her upcoming album “Prism,” expected release mid-October. Perry is known for her fist-pumping anthems and chart topping hits, but what she should be [...]
Bieber Pees In Mop Bucket And Squirts President. I CANT BELIEBE YOU!?!!
It is officially happening- the walls I have built around my Justin Bieber loving heart (to protect me from his wild teen musings)- are officially crashing down. I am surrendering. This is too much. After Bieber’s latest concert, the teen star exited through the venues kitchen to avoid massive crowds. On the way out, he [...]
Miley Cyrus’ New Music Video….? Rated R or X or Something More
The sun rose. I woke up, stretched, and grabbed my phone – this was the day that Miley’s new music video, “We Can’t Stop,” was being premiered. I know- the music video age has slightly passed- it isn’t junior high anymore, and putting on my uniform for school while watching VH1 is no longer a [...]
Baby Boom – The Tatum Baby VS The Kimye Baby
If you haven’t heard, the babies are rolling in quick. So quick in fact, that Kayne West and Kim Kardashian’s baby was born 5 weeks early! The little ladies name has yet to be revealed, but in kool matching fashion, her name starts with a “K.” POSSIBLE KIMYE BABY NAME Kool Kool-aid Kris Kringle Kevin [...]
Henry Cavill, I’m Sorry I Was Late To Fangirling You
Henry Cavill, the newest Superman in Man of Steel (releasing this weekend) just happens to be the most beautifully-designed man we might ever lay eyes on, and I’m excited to show you why. Other things to know before we get into the good stuff: He’s 30, flirty, and thriving. Look at him. He’s a British [...]
Bieber Gains Leopard Audi While Losing All Intuition
Aw, did you really think I would be done for the year with Bieber’s antics? What a hopeful one you are! JB was caught cruising through LA all weekend (with a confusing stop at potential new lover Miley Cyrus’ home! For the record, I think she sees him as a little bro, but I guess [...]