Update: Miley, Twerk, Job Hunt, TOMS, Bieber’s Instagram

Confession: It has been far too long since I have crafted a video. I woke up this morning, knowing full well that it was time to do so today.

In short, it’s time you knew that:

  1. I ate too much bread in Europe. 
  2. “Twerk” was added to the dictionary, with full definition of how to master the dance craze.
  3. Miley’s new video features her poopybutt, and naked wrecking-ball-swinging capabilities.
  4. TOM’s released a mens shoe, which is pretty mediocre but pretty cute.
  5. Bieber’s Instagram remains as peculiar as usual, but his face has the new addition of a creepy thin mustache.

Watch the video for more!