Confession: It has been far too long since I have crafted a video. I woke up this morning, knowing full well that it was time to do so today.
In short, it’s time you knew that:
- I ate too much bread in Europe.
- “Twerk” was added to the dictionary, with full definition of how to master the dance craze.
- Miley’s new video features her poopybutt, and naked wrecking-ball-swinging capabilities.
- TOM’s released a mens shoe, which is pretty mediocre but pretty cute.
- Bieber’s Instagram remains as peculiar as usual, but his face has the new addition of a creepy thin mustache.
Watch the video for more!