Baby Boom – The Tatum Baby VS The Kimye Baby

Baby Boom – The Tatum Baby VS The Kimye Baby

If you haven’t heard, the babies are rolling in quick. So quick in fact, that Kayne West and Kim Kardashian’s baby was born 5 weeks early! The little ladies name has yet to be revealed, but in kool matching fashion, her name starts with a “K.”

  • Kool
  • Kool-aid
  • Kris Kringle
  • Kevin
  • Kibble

What does she look like? We’ve been given UNBELIEVABLE information: E! News reports, “She has dark hair. She looks just like Kim!” Confused on where we missed the fact that KANYE IS BASICALLY SMOOTH DARK CHOCOLATE.

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In cuter news,

THE TATUM BABY IS BORN. UNTO US, THE MIRACLE BIRTH HAS HAPPENED. Hottie Channing Tatum and wifey hottie 2.0 Jenna Dewan-Tatum gave birth to cutie little Everly, and posted this sweet pic on Channing’s FaceBook for Father’s Day!

Screen Shot 2013-06-16 at 6.43.46 PMIn January, I crafted a superb list of traits this perfect baby will have, and I stand by my predictions.


  • The Tatum’s choose flattering baby outfits. 
  • Channing is rocking his Mexicana flair! OLE.
  • Jenna’s ring is almost the cutest thing about this picture.
  • Wait, no, look at the poncho again. That’s cute.
  • Crap, no- the baby is definitely the cutest.
  • BASICALLY- there are no surprises or big secrets here. We know the baby’s name (Everly!) and we can see the color of her hair and we don’t have to guess if they both think she’s cute or not.
The winner is… EVERLY TATUM.

What do you think? Which baby are you crushing on?