Aw, did you really think I would be done for the year with Bieber’s antics? What a hopeful one you are!
JB was caught cruising through LA all weekend (with a confusing stop at potential new lover Miley Cyrus’ home! For the record, I think she sees him as a little bro, but I guess that doesn’t need to disqualify him?) without his pretty kitty of a Ferrari but WITH his newest pretty actual kitty, the Audi R8. Blah blah blah – apparently it goes really fast (obviously… it’s a leopard), but even I, one of the lone rangers who still enjoys a little swaggy, is starting to lose hope.
However, Justin, if you’re here – please pick me up. PLEASE. As the saying goes, ‘If you can’t ride a leopard, ride in a leopard,’ right?