somewhat imperative pop culture news, cringe-worthy homemade videos, and miscellaneous general knowledge that i'd like you to read; if you want.

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders “Call Me Maybe” vs. U.S. Troops “Call Me Maybe”

The cheerleaders for the Miami Dolphin’s made their own version of Call Me Maybe (by Carly Rae Jepson), and the troops in Afghanistan loved is so much, they copied them move by move and sent it over. hahahahahahahahahahahahahah the mops at the end. the guy with the mustache’s shoulders at 1:06. SO amazing.

Marine Band takes back Beyonce statement!

Somebody must have gotten in trouble! After the story broke this morning of Beyoncé lip-syncing at the Inauguration, The Huffington Post reports that Marine Corp representative Captain Gregory Wolfe states “”Regarding Ms. Knowles-Carter’s vocal performance, no one in the Marine Band is in a position to assess whether it was live or pre-recorded.” Do you [...]

Cleaning Lady Steals Commuter Train

The title of the post just about says it all. On January 15th, a Swedish cleaning lady in her early 20′s took off on an extreme joyride. This woman had no training whatsoever to operate a train, but still somehow thought it would be better than cleaning. She put the broom down and pumped the [...]