Under Armor presents… EGO MANIACS

Under Armor presents… EGO MANIACS

In case there weren’t enough painfully tight spandex shirts for mens fitness, Under Armour brings us more!

The Alter Ego Compression t-shirt is not your average gym shirt for men – it boasts the uniforms of 7 different superheros for your liking. Who wouldn’t want to lift weights sporting Hulk’s green bod and rockin’ abs, or hit the treadmill with Spiderman’s red-hot get up?

To be quite honest, I don’t want to, and I don’t want any of my friends or friends friends to wear these either. I feel really weird about them, like wearing one is basically begging to be made fun of and later rescued by said superhero. Let’s help our gym-rat friends by spreading the word and putting heaps of protein shakes and hamburger meat in Nike stores to keep them out of Under Armours worldwide! SUPERHERO’S – GO FORTH!